[read in the tune & voice of Bonnie Tyler's "I need a hero"]
Where are all the good staff at?
And where do they all hide?
We don't need no hercules,
Just someone who can pour a pint,
Someone who can bare their teeth in a friendly sort of way,
Even when you're tired & stressed you can make somebody's dayyyyyeyyyyy!
WE NEED SOME BAR STAFF!
We're holding out for some bar staff that can work any night,
They've gotta be fast,
And they gotta be cool,
And they better be larger than liiiiffeee..
larger than liiiffffeee.
We are currently looking to expand our awesome team, so if you have heaps of energy to spare and a passion for good times, great beer and the best customer service, we would love to have you join our crew.